Transcripts/Video ("August 15th, 1986")

=== ''This article contains all text seen and heard within the video "August 15th, 1986", which combines visual elements, text to speech, and other audio. This page is based entirely off of the video's given captions, but various notes will still be included to fully describe the sounds heard within the video.'' ===

[The text displayed here reads:

Warning

The following material is unfinished advertisement for NEATO Labs™. If found outside of the NEATO Labs Roanoke Location; please return to Stephen Orken on Floor A1 at NEATO Labs.

Nothing of this video should be taken as the final product.]

Jackson Goph: Hello, faithful shoppers! My name is- [the audio cuts out for a second here] Goph, and today the fine people at NEATO Labs have brought me here to tell you who exactly you're buying from. So, let's get started, shall we?

Goph: Opened back in 1972, fresh out of MIT, Stephen Orken opens up the first NEATO Labs area with FOUR of his graduate buddies!

Goph: NEATO Labs overall is a large company that focuses on the technological and biological development for everyone! Anywhere ranging from average kitchen toasters to galactic satellites and advanced computers... We have most likely worked on a BETTER version of it for your U- [the audio glitches out before cutting out entirely once more]

[On-screen text displays: August 15th, 1986]

???: And at-

Emergency Alert Voice: This is a warning for ALL NEATO Labs employees, and staff. The site you are currently stationed is in the direct path of Hurricane Charley. You are required to enter the designated SAFE AREAs located on all floors within the building. Do not leave the building, under penalty of Termination. This message will now repeat until there is no one left outside to hear it.

Goph (sped up): large company-

[At various points throughout the video, "Flash Flood Warning" ''flashes on the screen. Between these on-screen messages, Jackson Goph repeats the phrase "large company" at a very fast pace. A few seconds later, this process repeats with the words'' "average kitchen toasters".]

[''Adam The Atom (likely) displays multiple pieces of text on-screen afterwards, one after the other. In order, these are:''

"I NOW KNOW YOU ALL ARE

AGAINST ME"

"i will end this game myself"]

[On-screen text displays: August 15th, 1986]

Goph: HELLO? HELLO ALEXANDER?? UNDER ALL CIRCUMSTANCES DO NOT [GO] TO [NEATO] LABS.

??? (presumably Adam): COME HERE RIGHT NOW ALEXANDER

Adam The Atom: Oh, don't mind him Alex. You wouldn't mind listening to a.. Voice of Reason, would you? Good! You do know that we miss you back in the office, Right, Alexander?

Adam: Soooo? Why don'cha just come on by? Charles REALLY wants to see you. [He chuckles briefly.]

Adam: I heard that you're working for Orb Corp now. Why's that, Hm? Something makes me think you knew more than I did back then. You knew what NEATO Labs did to those poor, innocent people; DIDN'T YOU? Yeah, well. I'm glad you left when ya did...

Adam: ...but why didn't you try to stop them then? Talk to Orken about what they were doing? The horrible things they did?

Adam: Orken would've listened to you, you know. Oh well, but that's besides the point. What I'm interested in is.. Oh, here we are. Christopher Webb. ...your son; Hm. You asked him a few months ago to look into NEATO Labs? Alex... There's nothing to worry about!

Adam: Why don't you come on by; and I'll show you around? Oh it would be so fun!!! We could set up a surprise welcome back party with everyone there! It would be so nice.

Adam: But you know more than you let on; don't you Alexander!!!

Adam: Alex... ... ... . . .. . ... oH, ALEX...

Adam: Come see your brother Alexander. You don't want your poor brother to be sad, do you? Of course you don't. So come now, it's time to come back to NEATO, Alexander. You have hell to pay, Alex. You know what you did. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. COME HERE RIGHT NOW ALEXANDER! THE WEBB FAMILY IS IN NEED OF RETRIBUTION, ALEXANDER! COME HOME ALEX! COME HOME RIGHT NOW!!