Poor Alexander

''This is about the YouTube video from the NEATO Labs channel. For the character, see Alexander Webb.''

"Poor Alexander" is a video from Act II that has been public since its initial release. In its designated playlist, it is the first video to be listed in order of upload date.

Overview
The video explains the life of Alexander Webb before he first interacted with the viewers. It mentions his current relationship with his family, including his brother and his son, and how he lost everyone he loved after leaving NEATO Labs behind.

There are also several images that quickly flash on-screen near the end of the video. They can be seen below in the order of which they were shown (see Gallery).