Transcript/Video ("NEATO Labs has a SPECIAL Christmas Offer!")

=== ''Below is a transcription of all words spoken by "Goph" (possibly) within the hidden video "Special Offer". This may contain several words that the authors are unsure of, which are underlined, or are unable to guess entirely (which will be substituted with "???").'' ===

"Happy holidays from us at NEATO Labs! We have a new offer for you all.

If you saw the email you'd know that we are offering a demonstration file of the NeatOS. Before you boot up NeatOS, however, we will put you up on a quick five-question survey. Sign up to it by emailing neatolabs@gmail.com with the message 'update me'.

We will be giving out the demos at 1:35 on the 25th. ??? this Christmas Day. Stay tuned!"